Tuesday, December 16, 2008

pirate ghost

Girls w/ Kristyn's new kitten, Greta, what a sweet baby!

So Miss B is a private investigator.

"Come on Brookie, time for bed" (me sitting on her bed waiting)
B, "well can I go see daddy, you know, give him a hug............and.......ask him a question"
me, "yes, hurry"
B, "ok, I'm back. Do you wipe?"
me, laughing and offended, "YES!"
B, "your tee tee AND your bobo?"
me, "yes, I'm not nasty, why the 20 questions?"
B, "well, heres the deal, I go in the bathroom to tee tee and there is pee but no toilet paper and no one flushed either"
me, "well, did you ask your daddy?"
B, "yes, and he said he wipes every time"
me, "oh?"
B, "So, it might be the pirate ghost"
me, "ya, probably so"